whatcjdidnext asked: "

*screams silently* Yes sir I’ll get in my knees for you.. I mean what?

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letters2fiction:

Yeah, that’s right, pet, get on your fucking knees for me. Don’t worry, I won’t harm you, much.

– Tommy

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

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How i look when I see a loud noise

if I saw a loud noise I’d look at it just like this

(via aflo)

idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

(via furbearingbrick)

despazito:

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it’s her favourite toy

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gunship-official:

thememedaddy:

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Ironic how the person I have in mind studies chemistry

furnzz:

ur-daily-inspiration:

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Two types of people in the comments here

unpretty:

unpretty:

photo of a chicken making a run for it next to a filing cabinetALT

there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.

photo of the hen sitting in an office chair in front of a computer with a censored nameplate for the treasurerALT

you can’t argue with her work ethic

(via joshpeck)

athelind:

immortalbeingz:

that’s a long drive

dankxsinatra:

American naturalization test

(via technicoloryuri)

akindplace:

you are not a failure for not being able to handle everything on your own. you’re not having a hard time because you’re weaker than other people, things truly have been really difficult lately and other people would probably have a hard time too, and those who are overly critical of you don’t go through the same things you do, and they would probably struggle if they did. please have a little compassion for yourself. things have been really hard and you are not exaggerating. asking for help doesn’t make you a needless burden. you don’t have to carry all that alone.

(via technicoloryuri)